Say What?

Matt and I were laughing last night about all the things Anna says to us now. We wanted to get them down before we forgot. Her speech changes every day. I can't believe she will be 2 in less than a month!

Things We Love To Hear Anna Say:

• She requests that we sing Frosty the Bedpan every day
• At church when asked to sing along to "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" she popped up and yelled out "Oh! Anals!" Because an Anal is an Angel to her.
• When I leave to go somewhere and tell her to be good for daddy she replies: "No scheming, no dying" She means no screaming or crying.
• Ring Around the Rosy ends with "Asses Asses, we all fall down"
• When her baby falls out of the stroller she picks it up and pats its back saying, "Oh, hurt? It's okay, it's okay"
• She greets me every day with "Hey mommy, doin?" Meaning, how are you doing?
• "Oh! Sam tootin again! Ewwwww!" She means Sam is puking, or spitting up.
• When you hand her a cookie she usually looks up and says "No no Shelby, no no" Or No no Sadie, depending on who stole her last cookie!
• If we put her in footed PJ's at night she says "Bye toes!" when we put her feet in.
• When I take her socks off she sticks her foot out to me and says "stinky?" Like I want to check for that!

That is all I can think of now. Maybe more will come to me today. She is quite a character. Between her tantrums she keeps us laughing!